May 2012
I dont do cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
Lmao so funny
“Many people still confuse ‘attachment’ with ‘love’. Attachments are about fear...”
– Yasmin Mogahed (via ugh)
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
monday: *oversleeps* tuesday: *oversleeps* wednesday: *oversleeps* thursday: *oversleeps* friday: *oversleeps* saturday: *wakes up at 7am* sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
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Don't let a temporary feeling fuck up your life.
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ghdos:
city-limitations:
This position isn’t about mutual pleasure and enjoyment, like people claim. This shit is a competition. This is a challenge between lovers. If you’re winning, the other person won’t be able to focus well enough for you to enjoy the position. If you’re enjoying it then chances are you’re losing. If you’re both enjoying it then you both suck at oral
Trufax.
Ha...
4 tags
A girl's fb status.
dave76:
shoshannanicole:
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
… dead.
Big Areolas are Better!: SOME people, men AND... →
onehoney:
str8nochaser:
harbingeroffuckery:
the men
young man shopping with his mom. He hangs his own shirt on the door of the dressing room. First shirt is the wrong size, so he hangs that shirt up next to his own and awaits his mother who is bringing him another size
Older…
I used to work @ kohls yes they do this ppl r so nasty
2 tags
Tumbl'n in the Rain......: abbzilina:... →
abbzilina:
savingprivateprose:
harbingeroffuckery:
wtfced:
shitrodsays:
So apparently according to twitter $200 is too much to spend on a date? Who knew? I dropped 90 dollars on dinner by itself last week…
70% of twitter is unemployed
20% is celebs they worship
…
If you find someone,
Who makes you smile, who checks up on you often to see if you’re okay, who watches out for you and wants what’s the best for you, who loves you and respects you, don’t let em go. People like that are hard to find.
Some need to realize
Tumbl'n in the Rain......: men: soooo...... →
onehoney:
rellyjuicejones:
shylalen:
abbzilina:
volumesofsilence:
you want me to shave my vagina bald so it’s “safe” for you to eat my pussy, but you’re not gonna shave your balls and you want me to suck them?!
I don’t want stray hairs in my mouth either nigga.
and…
Lmao
Communication
fallbackandrelax:
So if you’re gonna the subject of my attention and not the object of my desire, then communication is important. This doesn’t mean disclosing only your expectations or desires or needs, it means fulfilling mine as well. We both have expectations to meet and desires to fulfill. I aint no mind reader and you aint no servant, so we should communicate. The burden of proof is not...
