June 2012
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Stewie: So, what happened sport? Come on, talk to your pal Stewie.
Brian: Alright, but only because I've gotta tell somebody. I pretty much just threw myself at Lois.
Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here."
Brian: We didn't have sex.
Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.
Brian: You're exaggerating.
Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.
A girl's moan is electrifying.
coolbeansnlivefree:
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cooljayy:
Lets not forget about their toes curling, their eyes rolling to the back of their heads, or the body jerks and vibrations that occur when we pleasure them. It fuckin fuels my desire so much. Makes me wanna work as hard as I can to make her lose control and leave the bed soaked. Real talk.
wow…
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Dear Michael Jackson R.I.P. I still miss you and...
He did it years go ppl still trying to copy his swag
Love you Michael
God made your rear view mirror smaller than your...
Amen
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LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN
I do not understand why is it that so many people in church spend their time judging the people on the outside instead of praying for them to come in…just saying read your bibles judging is not our job…that’s prayer and i am a full time employee for God
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Boy: did it hurt?
Girl: did what hurt?
Boy: when you broke through the earths crust
Boy: ＥＭＥＲＧＩＮＧ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＦＩＲＥＹ ＤＥＰＴＨＳ ＯＦ ＨＥＬＬ
i wasnt that drunk
derpybridgey:
Dude you threw my laptop into my pool and said “a dell” is rolling in the deep
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I am so glad the Heat won now everyone get off...
Go Heat
Lebron is about to shut his critics the fuck up...
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